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I dont go to vegas, is Wayne still there?

Wayne Newton??? C'mon Rafi.... and yes, he's still there..(I think)

I dunno...The Stardust was torn down, Wayne may be collecting unemployment.

its hard to imagine "Mr. Las Vegas" without a steady gig.

You didn't hear? He's going to be singing at the Retiredside in a couple weeks.

I'm far from retired,I never even heard of the Retiredside.
He should play at one of those nudist camps up here.

Now that's funny, but a picture my mind doesn't want to deal with.

Retiredside=Fireside

That's what Pali Mountain is planning to do next this summer since the branding rights thing with Lake Arrowhead has fallen through. They figure they will generate more income with a nudist camp than American Idol Camp.

100 dollars a ticket includes meet and greet, and a picture taken with Wayne.

Short stints at MGM Vegas.

LOL... Like Don would shell out anything for live music.. dont make me laugh.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Too Late!

As long as wayne is not naked I'll go. The men shouldn't be naked either. And only hot women should be naked.
Gotta face it, men dont look good naked except for the rare case, and only about 1 out of 10 women look OK to good naked.

"...only about 1 out of 10 women look OK to good naked."

Rafi - You gotta stop hanging around those circus performers.

Reasons Wayne Newton should work this summer at Pali Mountain:

1) The Stardust is no longer, so what else does he have to do with his time?

2) Living and working in Running Springs will be a refreshing change from the fast paced life of the Las Vegas strip and show him how the other half lives in case he ever cared.

3) Think of what a role model he will be to all those American Idol Wannabe campers. Or if Pali Mountain becomes a nudist camp he can also be a role model to all those older, balding, fat men who aspire to much more in their lives.

4) Running Springs is a great place to live.(See reasons to live in Running Springs thread)

5) In case of evacuation this season, Wayne can provide much needed entertainment down at Norton Air Force Base.

6) If in fact, Wayne Newton turns out to BE the arsonist we will have him cornered.

7) Living in Running Springs will give Wayne all the more reason to sing Danke Schoen when he returns to his hometown.

Casey, that was funny